Things I like about Portland.

1. Brewery’s

2. People Watching

3. Friendliness

4. Safety

5. Dog Friendly

6. Loads of art

7. Great Music

8. $1 Jell-O shots

9. Delicious Coffee

10. Acceptance

11. Green

12. Thrift Stores

13. Bikes

14. RV Tolerant

15. Peaceful

16. Colorful

17. Clever Shop Names

18.Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

19. Rain and not rain

20. Inspiration

 

Things I do not like about Portland.

1. Mustaches. Only 3 men should wear them…

1. Tom Selleck

2. Freddy Mercury

3. The Tapatio Guy

….not 20 somethings trying to look like one of these 3.

That is all.

 

 

 

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  1. rock mama 9 years ago

    WELL…YOU HAVEN’T GIVEN ME MUCH TO GO ON HERE FOR A RESPONSE SO I WILL HAVE TO BE VERY CREATIVE. (THIS MAY HURT MY THINKER)

    Here is my list….things I like about ‘things you like about portland’

    1. Brewery’s (BAR STORIES)

    2. People Watching (YOU WEENTIE)

    3. Friendliness (NEW MEMORIES)

    4. Safety (TRUST IS AWESOME)

    5. Dog Friendly (SNIFF-A-THON FOR DOGGIES)

    6. Loads of art (EYE PLEASURES)

    7. Great Music (EAR TREASURES)

    8. $1 Jell-O shots (MOUTH PLEASERS)

    9. Delicious Coffee (MOMENTUM TWEEKERS)

    10. Acceptance (DOWNRIGHT DESERVED)

    11. Green (IS ISN’T EASY)

    12. Thrift Stores (NEW WARDROBE)

    13. Bikes (WITH MOTORS!!!!)

    14. RV Tolerant (HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS…..HOME IS WHERE THE FART IS)

    15. Peaceful (AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

    16. Colorful (LIKE YOU)

    17. Clever Shop Names (LIKE WHAT????)

    18.Grilled Cheese Sandwiches (YOUR LIFELONG HAPPY MEAL!)

    19. Rain and not rain (WET AND NOT WET)

    20. Inspiration (CREATION, SONGATION, JOYATION, FREDEENATION)

    1. admin 9 years ago

      Very funny, mom! But you said nothing about the “dislikes”…

  2. rock mama 9 years ago

    THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO NOT FAIR – OK HERE I GO:

    Things I do not like about the things you do not like about Portland.

    1. Mustaches. Only 3 men should wear them…
    DEPENDS ON WHERE THEY ARE….DONT SAY IT!…DONT EVEN THINK IT!….BAD, BAD, BAD GIRL!!!!….MMMMMMMMM)

    1. Tom Selleck
    (YOU CAN’T HAVE TWO NUMBER ONES….YOU CAN’T HAVE A TIE…YOU CAN NOT HAVE THINGS YOU HATE IN PORTLAND BE A MUSTACHE AND TOM SELLECK….OR MAYBE YOU CAN SINCE TOM SELLECK BASICALLY IS ONE GIANT MUSTACHE)

    2. Freddy Mercury – WHO IS HE, AND WHY DO YOU HATE HIM? (IS THIS THE WORLDS MOST INTERESTING MAN? I THOUGHT THAT HE WAS A SPANIARD….MORE LIKE: FREDRICO MURCURAMLAMNEMAVASQUEZ)

    3. The Tapatio Guy (HE SHOULD ALWAYS AND FOREVER JUST HAVE A CLEAN SHAVEN PURE SKIN FACE…THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD WORSE THAN A BIG HAIRY MUSTACHE WITH HOT SAUCE, OR ANY OTHER SAUCE, ALL OVER IT…………IT WOULD BE LIKE HAVING A BUNCH OF KEN’S EVERYWHERE AND EVERYDAY AND ALL OF THE TIME IN EVERY PLACE…………………………………………..EW!!!!!!)

    ….not 20 somethings trying to look like one of these 3.

    That is all.

  3. Saunders 9 years ago

    Last night as my brain refused to let me sleep, I did what any normal person would do. I thought of a response to your list of men who were approved to wear mustaches. Here are additions I would make:

    1. Rollie Fingers (No one could pull off that stache the way he did!)
    2. Billy Dee Williams (No one puts Lando in a corner!)
    3. Inspector Clouseau (“I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite.”)
    4. MLK (New monument in DC attests to his iconicity.)
    5. Frank Beard (Had to mention him since he is in ZZ Top, is the only band member with just a stache, and his last name is Beard.)
    6. Hulk Hogan (His stache is a testament to the upper lip golden shower stache.)
    7. Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle (You have to admit that he had a unique look.)
    8. Marlon Brando from “The Godfather” (His lip made him an offer he couldn’t refuse!)
    9. Teddy Roosevelt (Bully!)
    10. John Holmes and Ron Jeremy (The porn men with staches as iconic as their…well..uh…longevity in the industry.)
    11. Hitler (He created a look that will forever be known as the Hitler Mustache, so he does get credit for that.)

    I am sure there are more, but that is my addition for now.
    Saunders